Lyrics and text:

Brackets [] indicates text in the movie
Obviously, these are not the real lyrics to Torikaekko Puriizu :)
Colors indicate singers: Raymond, Powerpuff Utena, Him, Gadget, Imakuni, secert text, Chorus
Japanese text (real lyrics) is in italics

What's this formation?
Imakuni?! Kobayashi?!! Raymond?!!! (me)
Such a strange combination!
Who are we, A Super-unit Sensation! SUZUKISAN!!! It's Showtime!

Anata no hoshii mono watashi motte 'ru wa
Kimi no hoshii mono ore motte 'ru yo
[Here come the fortune cookies! Here come the fortune cookies! They're wearing Paper Hats!]
Dattara Nee  Issho ni sou
"Futari wa dai-manzoku~" ni naru tame ni....
[Every time you make fun of the Cliche Kitty, God kills a small furry creature...please think of the small furry creatures...]

Purizu Purizu! Coke! Comma! See My Show!
Why does she go out of town? No! Monica oh!
O-negai O-negai toreedo kibou!
Futari no kimochi ga hitotsu nara.

What does she know then?  Yummy! I'm you're Ukkara!
Ah, Nintendo! Kabigon CHO DIE!!

E? Ii yo
Kono hanashi seiritsu da yo!

[The Imakuni Show!]
Is a Russian metamon hosting the show? So you're a lizard don't kill Leno! You cannot!

Oreo!

Kono hanashi seiritsu ne! 

Cocoa bits of Raichu,
I'm you're tamer E
'kay, don't cowardly
Ewok your way in the show.

E~e?

Kono hanashi horyuu ka na?

[The Imakuni RIVERDANCE Show!]
Totteoki no Buriridama tebanashite mo ii yo? Da kara sono Hora Myuu kurenai?
Dame~!
Oh! Kung show! Ketchup red shoe!

Purizu Purizu! Coke! Comma! See My Show!
Why does she go out of town? No! Monica oh!
O-negai O-negai toreedo kibou!
Futari no kimochi ga hitotsu nara.

[I AM 007 - Hamburger is fantastic adventure - Wakeman is biased] - [Alex Chiu Ring]

Futari no kimochi ga hitotsu nara.

[Alex chiu Says: BUY My Eternal Life device! Physical Immortality! CHINA WILL INVADE YOUR COUNTRY! ]

[Guitar Guitar REVOLUTION!] [VICTOLY!]

Evil Auntie, kill that hip Daddy! Sheer Acid! Boku Madonna!
Evil Auntie Goody food for me. Oompa Loompa! Fark you Eekel, yo!
Evil Auntie, kill that hip Daddy! Bake Kitsune! Pork with mana yo!
Evil Auntie, kill that hip Daddy! Lava! Lava! Fark Eekel yo! 

Purizu Purizu! Coke! Comma! See My Show!
Why does she go out of town? No! Monica oh!
O-negai O-negai toreedo kibou!
[The Death Cookie]
Futari no kimochi ga hitotsu nara.
[We Demand a Sacrifice!]
[We Demand a Shrubbery!]
[Hello AOL kids! Press Alt+F4 for secret Pokemon!]

Moja-moja Monjara agechau wa
Betto-beto no Betobetaa hoshii no yo 

I'm a Gay Mouse! 

Kono hanashi Tsunami! seiritsu!

Mention Hawaii, Lucky! Pushing Jenny! American are rather long! choudai ko!
A- Ha- Hai douzo...
Jealousy? It's only quarter Inch. 

Man, he sure was nasty.
Oh you should have sued him god, or something flushy.
Get the net! Use it there! 

Yeah, I'm friends with her.
Muzukashii mitai ne

[The Imakuni CONDOM COMMERCIAL!]
Daiji na daiji na Kusaihana PREVENTOS! suru yo
Da kara Nee Pikachu CONDOMS!

Zettai dame~!

Oh Nervous BREAKDOWN!

Purizu Purizu! Coat! Cammy! See My Show!
Why does she go out of town? No! Monica oh!
O-negai O-negai toreedo kibou!
Futari no kimochi ga hitotsu nara.
[Hey look! My left eye is deformed! Cool, huh? Now I'm really awesome like Luke Skywalker!]

Purizu Purizu! Coke! Cammy! See My Show!
Why does she go out of town? No! Monica oh!
O-negai O-negai toreedo kibou!
Futari no kimochi ga hitotsu nara.
[You Killed my brother! For that you must die!]

Torikaekko no yoru wa fukeru

[Click the stupid Guitarists to Play Again.]
[Flash Movie (c) 2002, Dan Weiss (Dwedit) http://dwedit.tk/ ]

Colin Mochrie Appearance: (right click and hit play at the end of the movie)
Okay! I'm ready to make my big cameo appearance!
Damn, did I just miss the entire show?

Character Cast:

Powerpuff Utena Tenjou
Utena-style Him
Imakuni
Raymond
Gadget

Minor Characters:

Mink
Link
Ganondorf
Stupid Guitarists
Carlos (magic school bus)
Monica Lewinski
Cliche Kitty
Hello Kitty
Boobie James
Jay-Jay the Jetplane
Harry Potter
Hiho! Characters
Freiza
Tim Eeckel
Angela Lansbury
Eminem

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